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Can’t buy me love? Says who? You’ve worked out the very best way to feel good, and that’s by giving money to ensure that, while showing your love and support, you can be in the best company, surrounded by all the very coolest people, getting their air kisses and maybe even some hugs. What’s wrong with that? Our only concern would be if while doting on your thankful donees you are deflecting your dark side. Oh, and making sure you are more fan-girl than creepy stalker.