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Can’t buy me love? Says who? You’ve worked out just how to do that, and that’s by giving money to ensure you can be in the best company, surrounded by all the very coolest people, getting their air kisses and maybe some hugs. What’s wrong with that? Our only concern would be if while doting on your thankful donees you are deflecting your dark side. Oh, and making sure you are more fan-girl than creepy stalker.