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It’s been a strange roundabout way to get here, and it is possible you are some sort of computer, rather than a multifaceted human type. But who knows?
If you are real, you really know what you want, and that’s using your money to do good deeds in a way that gets you noticed. See the goodness, see you. Bingo. Once we have established your reality, and providing you aren’t secretly an oil tycoon or arms dealer, we reckon we could look good together.