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Can’t buy me love? Says who? You’ve worked out the best way to look and feel good, and that’s by giving money to ensure you can be in the best company, basking in the reflected glory of all the very coolest people. What’s wrong with that? Our only concern would be if while reflecting off your donees you are deflecting your dark side - like, say, an oil company hosting a soiree at the gallery while millions of people and animals die in an oil spill they are ignoring many miles away. But if you don’t have a dark side, we’re all good.